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According to the Urban Dictionary, Wednesday is Hump Day - "the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend." This aptly describes the week ahead, which begins with Mercury dancing with Uranus and Jupiter; plus the Sun is in Pisces for the next four weeks. However, on Hump Day (Wednesday) - fiery Mars is at odds with big daddy Pluto. This is not good! This creates power struggles and disagreements and encourages ruthless behavior. Avoid dangerous places and violent people on Tuesday/Wednesday. Seriously. Incidentally, a camel's hump is actually a mass of fat. Like a belly (not mine, of course). But guess what? The fattest organ in your body is your brain! Naturally, some brains are more low cal than others.

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